Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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