so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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