I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
no. you can't hotbox the world.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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