"it" just moved
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
my shit smells like andre
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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