Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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