So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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