I've blown a few things in my day
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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