I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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