No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
