I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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