I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
