Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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