I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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