the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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