Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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