I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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