Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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