their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Randomize
