We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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