I wanna bring you to show and tell
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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