Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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