it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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