i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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