don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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