Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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