so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
