Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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