..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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