This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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