Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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