Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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