This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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