Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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