In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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