So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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