You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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