Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
