Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
MIDGETS
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
there is glitter all over my balls
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