As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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