there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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