My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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