i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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