She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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