let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I could fuck to npr.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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