Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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