oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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