Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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