Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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