Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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