so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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